I thought it would be hilarious to memorize this golf tip:
"I try to flatload my feet so I can snapload my power package. That way I can amplify both lag and drag pressure through impact fix. As long as my number two power accumulator doesn't break down I can reach maximum centrifugal force with minimum pivotal resistence. You see the pivot is the utilization of multiple centers to produce a circular motion for generating centrifugal force on an adjusted plane along a two line delivery path. You see, golf is a geometrically oriented layer of force. It involves a physical muster of thrust and a geometry of a circle. You can divide the golf swing into 24 basic components, each having between 12 and 15 variations. When you get that all set, you are ready to play like a pro."